Why Obama Makes Me Sad
Let me ask you a question. How many of the following have happened since Obama’s election? 1) World peace 2) End of racism/sexism/homophobia/animal cruelty 3) The whales are saved. 4) My dog is as...
View ArticleThe Latest In Rape Prevention: Vagina Dentata
The Latest In Rape Prevention: Vagina Dentata It has come to my attention, with the opening of CARE and tonight’s Take Back the Night event, that there are some men in this world who still do not...
View ArticleThe Most Disgusting Forms Of Animal Reproduction In Existence
So, stud, you say you’ve done every sex act in Urbandictionary. But have you done every sex act on the Discovery Channel? For you, dear reader, I have destroyed my Google search history. You’re...
View ArticleI Choose You: Six Pokémon That I Would (Hypothetically) Have Sex With
So it’s sex week again, and while those with sex lives (or just lives in general) are out getting some, those of us who write for Sherman Ave aren’t as fortunate are with the only thing that’s ever...
View ArticleFour Things About Women All Guys Should Know
Dear men, Someday, if you’re lucky, you might have a wife or girlfriend.* And there’s a lot you don’t know. Hell, you’ve barely found the clitoris. Ignorance is a huge turn-off. How can a lady ever...
View Article5 Reasons to Date A Misogynistic Prick
Men sure have it rough. From making more money than women to not having to worry about living things crawling out of them, a man’s life is full of worry. So much so, in fact, that we’re seeing the...
View ArticleGOP Candidate Declares Duck Dynasty Star The “Rosa Parks Of Our Generation”
Republican congressional candidate Ian Bayne said Saturday that Phil Robertson, the star of Duck Dynasty who was suspended for controversial anti-gay and racist remarks, is the “Rosa Parks of our...
View ArticleThings The Man Doesn’t Tell You about Going Vegetarian
Hey kool kollege kid, want to check another cliché off your list? Already converted to Buddhism, studied abroad, went Greek, and pissed away your parents’ retirement funds playing 2048 instead of...
View ArticleStudent Forced to Develop New Ways to Hide Her Tampons as Weather Improves
EVANSTON, Il. – For weeks now, Northwestern students have had no need for their identical long North Face parkas, and instead have been able to wear short-sleeved t-shirts and tank tops as temperatures...
View ArticleHalliburton to Start Fracking Your Mom
In a move that has been sharply criticized by environmentalists, Halliburton has announced that will be constructing five new fracking towers in and around your mom’s vagina and ass. Halliburton, which...
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